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We’re ‘All In’ On Emanuela de Paula
Emanuela’s a 22 year old Brazilian model who’s been the face of UK apparel company Next for the past couple of years.
Sarah Tressler, The Stripping Reporter Who Jeremy Piven Mouth-Hugged
The Houston Chronicle ‘Society’ columnist was released from her duties at the newspaper for leading ‘a double life’ as a stripper.
Kentucky Wildcats Fan Offers Wife For Final Four Tickets
The joke goes, “take my wife… PLEASE” but this Craigslist posting from a die-hard Kentucky Wildcats fan who describes himself as a pimp is no joke.
Nekrofelia Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Nekrofelia – a 24 year old SuicideGirl who’s really into Beetlejuice, all things punk and/or ‘billy, and anything to do with death (if her name didn’t already give it away).
Denver’s Poopmobile Is Like The DeLorean in Back To The Future 2
The Denver Zoo has developed a working prototype of a “gasifier,” a motorized Tuk Tuk (aka three-wheeled rickshaw) that runs on animal dung and trash.
Tenacious D Is Back… To Be The Best
Many thought Tenacious D faded away like dust in the wind after their commercially mediocre movie “The Pick of Destiny” received mixed reviews from critics despite the band’s fans loving every minute of it. After five or so years out of the spotlight, the dynamic duo has returned.
Shampoo Commercial Stars Hitler
We’ve seen commercials starring deceased icons before but none as offensive as this.
‘Bottle Poppaz’ Follows Scottsdale’s Funniest Club Promoters
Scottsdale, Arizona is the spring training home for teams like the Giants, Rockies, and Diamondbacks, but it’s also been called, “a desert version of Miami’s South Beach” by the New York Times.
The Most Ridiculous Lacrosse Goal We’ve Ever Seen
We’re not really up-to-date on Major League Lacrosse but we do know an amazing shot when we see one. This effort from John Grant Jr. is something we couldn’t even imagine working in practice much less a game.
74 Totally Awesome ‘Draw Something’ Drawings
A while back, Words with Friends took the app store by storm. Now, it seems the Pictionary-inspired “Draw Something” has captured the creativity of aspiring artists and casual gamers.
Brulee – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Brulee, a 20 year old “total stoner” from Ohio who loves dreads (duh) and gets all frowny face when those ASPCA commercials come on. Us, too, Brulee. Us, too.
Name: Brulee Suicide
Age: 20
Location: Ohio
Kink Factor: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
Drugs: I’m
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Blake Griffin Gets TRUCKED By Jason Smith BountyGate Style
In all our years of watching basketball, we don’t think we’ve ever seen a harder flagrant foul than the one Jason Smith doled out to Blake Griffin.