So, make sure your checkbook is balanced, you’ve turned off all the lights and filled your dog’s bowl with water. But, if we’re going to leave this world, why not leave with a smile, right? Here are 10 jokes about the rapture. Think you’ve got good ones? We’d love to read them, so feel free to include yours below.
You know you need milk. Before bed, you even chant it yourself — “need milk, need milk, need milk.” But then the next day you wake up, leave the house, and return empty-handed because you forgot. What’s someone afflicted with a lousy short-term memory to do?
How about making a note to yourself in a spot you’re sure to see it? Switch Notes ($12) is a sticky-pad with a hole in the middle that’s just the right size to fit over a traditional light switch — the last thing you hit before you leave home. There’s even a little indentation at the top to store a pen.
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