That's what I learned from reading "Uncle John's FACTASTIC Bathroom Reader," the ALL-NEW 28th edition. Uncle John says the fact is, birds are 18% more likely to poop on red cars! I'm giving away this reference/humor book by the Bathroom Readers' Institute later today (Monday) on Puffman Musical Trivia. You'll find more than 500 absorbing pages covering everything from obscure history to odd news including Songs of the Atomic Bomb along with some Nudes & Prudes. Mind-boggling facts & amazing's all here & more & speaking of trivia, I have a Puffman Musical Trivia question featuring the guitarist from one of the all time heavy bands from the 80's. See you this afternoon at 4:30 on Puffman Musical Trivia.