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Would You Vote for ‘UFO Phil’ for President?

If what ‘UFO Phil’ says is true, then it won’t matter who you vote for in the 2012 presidential election. According to this self-described “ambassador to the aliens,” whose real name is Phil Hill, he’ll soon take over the United States presidency via secret scrolls written by beings from another planet. All hail our alien rulers!

A composer, comedy songwriter and documentary filmmaker, Hill said he plans to establish a “Senate for Terrestrial Alien Relations,” replace military war machines with flying discs and release all top secret government UFO files on both DVD and Blu-Ray.

As if that wasn’t enough, Hill also wants to build giant stone pyramids near the Hollywood sign, Pikes Peak and Alcatraz Island. The Statue of Liberty will need to be replaced too. But don’t worry, says Hill, a nifty monument to Zaxon, who he describes as “the leader of the good aliens,” will go in its place. Got all that? Good. Now if you’ll excuse us, we need to go work on our tinfoil hats.

Would you vote for UFO Phil? Is he any crazier than fellow candidate, self-proclaimed “friendly fascist”/wizard Vermin Supreme?

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