It Pays To Be A Dummy

"Skiing For Dummies" is not just a book, it's an EVENT set for  tomorrow (Saturday) down at Big Sky Resort. The 12th annual Dummy Jump invites participants to build a dummy to be launched off a ski jump, high into the air as the crowds witness the carnage of the landing. An awards ceremony will immediately follow the Dummy Jump with an after party. Teams are encouraged to design, build & modify a dummy competitor that will ski in a straight line & launch off a skip jump to their demise. Successful dummies have balance, low center of gravity & straight long skis. The better a dummy self-destructs on impact, the better chance of WINNING! The Grand Prize is $500 CASH! The dummy launches will begin at 2:30 SHARP tomorrow afternoon at Big Sky. All I can say is, "Sometimes it pays to be dumb." I'm the Puffman.