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Beef Jerky Straw Doubles Up as Snack After Your Bloody Mary

Slim Jims Straw Bloody Mary

Products like this can only be labeled ‘Made in America.’ Edible straws made of 100% beef. These straws are definitely real and make for a worthy addition to your morning Bloody Mary. All seven of them.

Made by Benny’s, the edible straws are 7.75 inches tall and are hollow all the way through. The best part? The Bloody Mary soaks into the meat straw while you enjoy your drink.

Slim Jims straws hollow

Liquored Slim Jim may not sound appetizing to everyone, but we sure would like to try it. A pack costs $24 – probably the most you’ll ever pay for straws. Unless you count those straws that do loop-de-loops. We’d pay the world for those straws!

[Product Page Via Geekologie]

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