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NASA Releases Amazing Hi-Res Photo of Earth [PHOTO]
Photos of the Earth taken from space are nothing new, but you’ve never seen the planet like this before, guaranteed. Dubbed “Blue Marble,” this NASA photo is a staggering 64-megapixels with an 8000 x 8000 resolution.
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Dumbest Bank Robber Ever Shoots Himself in the Foot [VIDEO]
Earlier this week, a group of men stormed a bank in Parana, Brazil and made off with approximately $16,000. It was the perfect heist — until one of the robbers clumsily shot himself in the foot. (No joke.)
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Finally, Someone Made a Ron Swanson ‘Parks and Recreation’ Rap [NSFW VIDEO]
Ron Swanson fans rejoice! A musician named Adam Warrock has created a rap tribute to the meat-loving libertarian from the NBC sitcom ‘Parks and Recreation.’ Finally! A gangsta homage to one of our favorite characters on TV.
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Wounded Soldier Reunites With Dog Found in Afghanistan [VIDEO]
While on tour of duty in Afghanistan, soldier Donny Eslinger adopted an adorable dog that he named Smoke-pup Barbarian. But after he was critically wounded during a mortar attack and shipped to Germany, Eslinger was forced to leave the pooch behind.
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‘That’s Me’ Woman From Obama’s State of the Union Address Commits Public Modesty ‘Fail’ [VIDEO]
During last night’s State of the Union address, President Barack Obama referenced a woman named Kathy Proctor, a mother of two and former factory worker earning a degree in biotechnology. In the most epic modesty fail we’ve ever seen, Proctor, who was sitting in the audience, excitedly blabbed to everyone around her that she was the woman in question.
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Unfortunate Misspelled ‘SHCOOL’ Sign Finally Fixed [VIDEO]
In New York City, a misspelling on a crosswalk outside a Manhattan high school has some people worrying about the future of education. According to the city, utility workers incorrectly spelled the word “school” on a crosswalk after performing a repair last summer.
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Takeru Kobayashi Sets Twinkie-Eating Record on ‘Wendy Williams’ [VIDEO]
Takeru Kobayashi may officially be banned from the sport of competitive eating, but that hasn’t stopped him from setting world records. On ‘The Wendy Williams Show,’ Kobayashi set a record for consuming 14 Twinkies in one minute.
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Killjoy Reporter Ruins Everyone’s Sledding Fun [VIDEO]
During snowy weather, it’s apparently a tradition to sled down Queen Anne Hill in Seattle despite the dangers of oncoming traffic. During a report on this activity, Meg Coyle of King 5 News had the nerve to suggest that sledders wear helmets.
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Shocked Newborn Is Born for Internet Stardom [VIDEO]
A new dad completely confounds his adorable newborn by making motorboat sounds with his mouth. Enjoy it while you can, dad, because something tells us your baby girl won’t always be this easy to impress.
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Is the ‘Modern Family’ F-Bomb Really a Big Deal? [VIDEO]
Despite protests by the Parents Television Council and a student organization called the “No Cussing Club” (really?), ABC aired a controversial episode of ‘Modern Family’ last night in which Lily, Mitchell and Cam’s adopted daughter, uttered the “F-bomb.”
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Snoozing Computer Thief Caught After Built-in Camera Takes His Picture [PHOTO]
A hapless crook in the U.K. was recently caught after a built-in camera on a stolen laptop took his picture while he was napping (with his mouth open no less). Busted!
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Watch a Brave Kayaker Rescue an Injured Dog Swimming in the Gulf of Mexico [VIDEO]
Rory O’Connor was fishing off the coast of Florida in the Gulf of Mexico on Jan. 7th when he suddenly noticed a dog paddling toward him. As you can see in this video, O’Connor helped the injured pup into his kayak before bringing him to a local veterinarian.